Please Note: The Abbey Bar at Appalachian Brewing Company may be closed for private events and parties on short notice. If you’d like to reserve the Abbey Bar for your private party this holiday season, or anytime, please call (717) 221-1080, or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org soon!
Strung Like a Horse
May 4 @ 9:00 pm
$7 in advance | $10 day of show
Ladies And Gentlemen, Here Is The Story Of Strung Like A Horse. Sometime In 1983 A Junkyard Rocket Shaped Sperm Crash-Landed Into A 1965 Cadillac Eldorado Shaped Egg (Convertible Of Course) And Nine Months Later, Give Or Take, Clay Maselle Horse-Kicked His Way Into A World To Which He Would Never Belong. In Time He Discovered He Was Not Alone. There Were Other Hillbilly Misfits Living Undercover All Around Him. A Born Leader, He Got Four Of Them Arrested For Stealing Yet Another Cadillac–A Hearse This Time–And They Became An Iseparable Unit. Seeing As How They Weren’t Employable They Turned To The Only Thing All Of Them Were Acrually Good At… Pickin’
Several Years And Many Thousands Of Miles Later The Strung Like A Horse Outfit, Now A Well-Oiled Machine, Gallops Into (Your Town). Don’t Miss Their Signature Gypsy Grass Sound And Fiery Hot High-Energy Stage Show. Moonshine Is Optional But Recommended. These Junkyard Dogs Bring “Honest, Playful, Headbangingly Interactive Fun” To Any Venue Their Rocket Crashes.
The Slah Sound Is Built By:
Clay Maselle – Slippery Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Mandolin, And Kazoo
B.J. Hightower – Upright Bass And Soaring Harmonies
Crispy – Drums, Bells, And Random Hunks Of Junk He Picked Up Along The Way
Spooky Fiddler – Self Explanatory